Award Bait

A website engineered, shamelessly, to win Site of the Day. Every trick on this page drops a coin. Collect all 16.

02 Text that fades in as you read it

We believe in pushing boundaries. We believe in crafting digital experiences that move people, mostly downward, at a speed we chose for you. We believe this paragraph says nothing. Watch how beautifully it says it.

Make the smooth scroll smoother (worse)

03 Unnecessary horizontal scroll

Hover a project for the WebGL distortion

Selected work (we made it up)

Liminal

Brand world for a startup that sells nothing, beautifully.

WebGL · Strategy · Vibes

Fluid Dynamics of Sadness

Campaign site for a mineral water. Won nothing. Yet.

Shaders · Copywriting · Tears

Vortex™

Immersive launch for a fidget spinner DAO.

3D · Web3 · Regret

Untitled (final_v7)

Portfolio piece. The client doesn't know it exists.

Halftone · Concept · Unpaid

That's all the work. It was enough.

04 Logo wall of companies that definitely exist

Definitely Real Inc. Synergy Synergy Series Z Capital Quietly Pivoting Ltd. Vibes & Co.

Unicorn (Pending) Stealth Mode Labs Gradient Holdings We Have A Podcast Blockchain For Dogs

05 The 3D thing

It doesn't mean anything. It's very shiny.

Drag sideways to spin it

06 Vanity metrics, counting up

4,000%

Increase in engagement.^*

212

Hours spent on the preloader.

Paying clients so far.

* Sample size of one. It was the designer's mum. She scrolled twice.

07 Magnetic button